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Kill Your Pain, Amongst Other Things Headache?  Depression?   Crushing self doubt?  We've got the remedy - and you won't end up addicted. Read on....

Exclusive!  Chat Room Interview with Moby! An exclusive chin wag with the reclusive star, who attempts to justify his willingness to accept corporate blood money whilst being interrupted by inarticulate Limp Bizkit fans. Read on....

Great Days Out for All the Family Grimly munch fetid cheese sandwiches whilst your screeching offspring hurl themselves round a fucking broken castle - it must be the Great British Summer again.  Joy. Read on....

Ask Captain Max A glorious celebration of one man's bid to make himself rich exploiting every nasty, selfish, bigotted aspect of British society's appetite for squalid, vicarious kicks. Read on....

The Frank Butcher Rabid meat, rabid views, rabid rabid rabid.  You're becoming a pest. Read on....

Richey Edwards 4-Real Stencil Our easy to use stencil lets you be just like your hero - a pathetic, self-pitying egomaniac. Read on....

The Schindler's List Happy Meal It's the perfect combination - your kiddies get a few cheap toys, and McDonalds get to cash in yet further. Read on....

The Youth of Today Look at the state of them!  It makes my blood boil. Read on....

A Timely History of Briefs Professor Stephen Hawking talks about underpants. An exclusive, unsurprisingly. Read on....

What does Hindley look like now? A stark warning, in case the tabloid press ever get bored of her story. Read on....

Look at the Cheeky Monkey! Good old Robbie Williams - playing to the gallery again. Read on....

In tests, He outperformed other deities by 50% Meet God - an omnipotent, supreme being for a world gone mad! Read on....

A "Toast" to the Arts Some call it pretentious, worthless garbage - we merely report the facts. Read on....

Channel 4 Forced to Axe Youth Show! Sensational TV scoop!  Channel 4 fill the Friday 11:30pm slot with lowest common denominator filth!  And it's still shit! Read on....

News in Brief A series of articles too short and unfunny to warrant a page each. Read on....

Loaded! The magazine for men too gutless and pathetic to buy Fiesta. Read on....

Fantasy Feng Shui League Fairly self-explanatory really.  With big cash prizes. Read on....

Chris Evans buys Victor Kiam Chris asked us to mention the fact that he's got more money than you.  Just in case he'd forgotten to tell you. Read on....

System Development Tales from the Bible Read about the unhandled exception error that brought Pontius Pilate to his knees. Read on....

Skint?  We'll give you a tenner for your spleen Mrs Swann consolidated her existing debts into a single, unnecessary tonsillectomy. Read on....

A Life in the Day of Tim Healy The generous thoughts of a geordie actor delighted at the spectacular success of his immediate peers. Read on....

Pop news - Limahl to reform! The joyous news that Shostakovich's legacy is safe from the likes of Westlife. Read on....

The Wit and Wisdom of Lolly The teen idol reveals a hitherto unsuspected sensitive side in our astonishing factfile. Read on....

I Wouldn't be Seen Dead in That! Fashion tips for dangerously unhinged psychopaths. Read on....

Dennis Norden's Cock-up An ageing broadcaster amuses himself by sneaking obscene language into a little watched ITV clips show. Read on....