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Limahl
to Reform!
Eighties pop icon Limahl has shocked the world of Rock & Pop by announcing his intention to reform for a lucrative "reminiscipackage" tour of America. The unsightly singer was taken apart and put into storage in the early nineties when his management team had finished with him, but we understand that negotiations are well underway.
"Limahl's head is really up for it", said a record company executive yesterday, "so are both his arms and his right leg." The only sticking point seems to be Limahl's left leg.
"Basically, I've moved on", said the leg yesterday. "Things got pretty tense between me and the rest of Limahl when the record sales started to drop. I'm not really into all this reforming stuff anyway. My music's developed into different areas - Jungle, Trip-Hop - that sort of stuff. What I'm saying is that basically it was good while it lasted, but I can't see the rest of Limahl and I working together in the near future."
Limahl's penis was unavailable for comment.
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