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Edwards Self Mutillation Stencil
Now we know what an unstable lot you readers are at the best of times, and we're pretty sure that after you've finished reading this issue you'll be consumed with grief, angst and self loathing! And what better way to express it than with a bit of good old-fashioned self-mutilation? Well, with our handy-hacker™ template, you can harmlessly* engrave yourself without any fear of spelling mistakes or slip-ups!
Simply cut out the fun stencil below, gaffa-tape to a pale, emaciated forearm, slap on a bit of mascara and tearfully chop away!!!!
cut around here...........
* The word "harmlessly" is used with an inaccuracy verging on the bezerk. If you want to go around 'glamorously' stabbing your own fucking arms off, then that's your lookout - just don't come dribbling to us when you sever a major artery, alright? And before you ask, no - The Gerald & Toast will
not be held responsible for anything, ever.
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