A
Timely History of Briefs
by
Professor Stephen Hawking
From
Y-Fronts to the Thong
 It is often helpful to think of the four co-ordinates of an event as specifying its underpants in a four dimensional space called Y-fronts. It is impossible to imagine a four dimensional thong.
I personally find it hard enough to visualise a three dimensional gusset!
It is an important property of the force-carrying testicles that they do not obey the chafing principle. This means that there is no limit to the number that can be exchanged, and so they can give rise to a strong odour after a couple of days on the piss. However, if the force carrying particles have a hot curry, it will be difficult to produce marsh gas and exchange it over the counter, even at M & S.
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