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Moby Chat Room Interview

He may be hard to pin down, but after months of research and high-intensity stalking, we managed to track pop icon Moby down to his exclusive Manhattan chat room....

Gerald&Toast : Hi, Moby. How's things?
d0uGnUtTy: grrr I got booted again!
Chadblimp: that sucks
d0uGnUtTy: tell me about it
Moby: Hi! All's well thanx! In Hollywood at the mo.
Kernow421: any 15/16f wanna chat im me
Gerald&Toast: Really? Working on anything?
Moby: Um, yeah...but it's kind of under wraps at the minute.
Vader1138: oh great mr personality is back
detee712: i am a 16f
Kernow421: SHUT UP VADER FUCK U ANYWAY
Gerald&Toast: Ok, nuff said. How surprised have you been at the success of 'Play'?
detee712: i got that album. its cool
Kernow421: awesome
Moby: Er, thanks detee. Well, it still hasn't properly hit me. I mean after the reaction to 'Animal Rights' I kind of thought, well just get back to doing something for myself. Then to everyone's surprise it blew up
d0uGnUtTy: wow kernow actually scored
Gerarld&Toast: You've been working with Kelis as well recently..
Chadblimp: kelis suxxxx
Gerald&Toast: Fuck off, Chadblimp, we weren't talking to you.
Moby: Amazing..I mean she's like only 20 years old, but she really knows where she's going with her music
d0uGnUtTy: fuck U geraldtoast chadblimp can say what he wants
Chadblimp: lol
Gerald&Toast: Not unless he wants a fucking good hiding he can't. And it's Gerald&Toast, not 'geraldtoast', you illiterate cunt
BlAkE7: well gonna hit the hay big day tomorrow nite all
Kernow421: DETEE&!@ IS A FUCKIN BITCH LIAR SHES NOT 16
Kernow421: DETEE712 I MEAN
Moby: Are you guys gonna ask me any more questions?
Vader1138: r u the real moby?
Chadblimp : moby suxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Next issue: Moby talks of his gruelling live schedule and his commitment to Christanity. And Kernow421 and dOuGnUtTy gang up on detee712.

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