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This season's new collections were unveiled at the Whitechapel Arena last week, with the emphasis on plunging necklines, discrete colours and concealed weapons.
Urban Chic was very much order of the day as Alexander McQueen revealed his collection of combat pants, in black, khaki, brown and camouflage and myriad pocketed for easy storage of body parts for that multi-site corpse dump.
On the subject of stiff-dispatch, Prada's range of accessories turned the show on it's head. Rejecting Coco Chanel's classic "little black bags" philosophy, their all-in-one vulcanised rubber Cadaver Cape included a fully waterproof zipping mechanism, not to mention a weighting system for marine disposals in the likes of Kielder Reservoir - clearly the only place to be seen getting rid of your victims this autumn.
The after show "Lig & Gouge" was a treat this year, enlivened by Bruce Oldfield's traditional garroting of Vivienne Westwood using a luminous green feather boa whilst wearing a see through bra. Calvin Klein also raped and murdered several underage, yet disquietingly coquettish teenage boys and girls. But that's just Calvin.
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