| Dennis
Norden says "Cock!!"
"Cock! There - I've said it! Live on national TV! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock-up!
If you're the sort of bloke who is utterly fascinated with cock-ups then do what I do - make your own cock-ups! Set traps around the house, roller skates, banana skins - that sort of thing, then film the hilarious consequences! My wife is actually very badly bruised because of me, not to mention totally humiliated! I made her fall down the stairs by scattering marbles all over the floor, then hid behind the curtains and filmed the whole thing. Then I invited the neighbours round for another of my "Cock-up Evenings" and played it back to them!
My wife doesn't like cock-ups as much as me. That might be why she left me. I don't mind though, because that means that my marriage has become a cock-up! I love cock-ups! Cock! COCK!!
AAARRGH, COCK!!!
COCK!!!!!!!!!!!"
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